Pantomime japes, jeers & jokes

Karen Neville

Pantos

Love them or loathe them, pantomimes are most people’s first introduction to the theatre, the tales of good triumphing over evil are as old as time but that doesn’t stop their enduring allure. So book your tickets and take your seat…

Boo, hiss or sealed with a kiss, if it’s December then it must be panto month so start practising your jeering and cheering and tuck into those sweets as you enjoy Robin Hood and Maid Marion as they right wrongs, sing songs and sort out the wicked Sheriff in the swashbuckling panto at the Yvonne Arnaud, Nov 30th-Jan 5th. Starring Lucy Benjamin as the Sherriff of Nottingham who is making residents’ lives a misery raising taxes. Will Robin and his gang of merry men come to the rescue and help them fight back. Also stars Guildford favourite Peter Gordon and Guildford Shakespeare Company’s Matt Pinches. Book at Robin Hood | Yvonne Arnaud Theatre

Panto just wouldn’t be the same without a famous face gracing the stage and Woking’s New Victoria is welcoming Christopher Biggins and Steps’ Faye Tozer among its cast of Sleeping Beauty. Once upon a time in a land far away, Princess Aurora is given a 21st birthday present by her evil aunt Carabosse (Tozer). By pricking her finger on an enchanted spinning wheel she is placed under a cruel curse and forced to sleep for 100 years. Expect magic, music, comedy and special effects from Dec 6th-Jan 5th. Tickets: Sleeping Beauty Tickets | New Victoria Theatre, Woking in Woking | ATG Tickets

Get ready for a spellbinding pantomime like no other at Camberley Theatre this Christmas, Dec 7th-31st. Join Snow White and her lively band of friends in a fun-filled adventure packed with unforgettable songs, hilarious moments, and stunning scenery. With a few twists on the classic story, this is Snow White as you’ve never seen before and will have you laughing, smiling, cheering and booing all the way through. Buy tickets at Snow White | Camberley Theatre

Godalming Borough Hall is hosting Jack as he climbs that beanstalk in search of riches trying to evade the giant. The professional show – featuring a talented cast with top West End credits – promises spectacular song and dance, colourful costumes and lots of fun and laughs for the whole family, Dec 14th-28th. For the 6th year running, the Pay What You Can scheme will return to the venue’s popular panto, with the producers doing their best to ensure as many people as possible can enjoy a family pantomime. Book tickets for the giant of a pantomime, Jack and the Beanstalk by calling 01483 361101 or visit Godalming Panto | Jack & The Beanstalk 2024

Magic spells, glittering costumes and a few modern surprises await at Prior’s Field School theatre where you’ll find Godalming Theatre Group presenting Cinderella, Dec 18th-22nd. Tickets at Musicals | Godalming Theatre Group | Godalming

Pantos aren’t just for Christmas, many local theatre groups will be entertaining audiences in the new year, like the Ewhurst Players who are on stage at the village hall with Cinderella in February. Visit HOME | Ewhurstplayers nearer the time for dates & more. 

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be hi-ho-ing at The Arbuthnot Hall, Shamley Green thanks to SHADES on Jan 23rd-25th, more at shamleygreenshades.co.uk. Red Riding Hood will be trying to evade the wolf at Compton Little Theatre, Jan 16th-18th. Buy tickets at Compton Little Theatre event tickets from TicketSource. There’s fun for all with the mischievous puppet Pinocchio in Churt Amateur Dramatic Society’s panto in the village hall, Jan 28th-Feb 3rd, Churt Amateur Dramatic Society event tickets from TicketSource.

Enjoy all you could wish for with Byfleet Players’ Aladdin at the village hall, Jan 9th-11th. Book tickets at The Byfleet Players – Amateur drama group based in Byfleet, Surrey

Embark on an uproarious adventure with Peter Pan & the Lusty Boys the Adult Panto, the latest masterpiece from the Guildford Fringe team! Brace yourselves for an hour of non-stop hilarity with no dull moments, as this rib-tickling spectacle takes centre stage until Jan 4th at The Back Room of The Star Inn. Indulge in naughty, smutty, and downright silly humour that’s sure to leave you in stitches. Book at Peter Pan & the Lusty Boys at The Back Room of The Star Inn event tickets from TicketSource

There are more than pantos to enjoy with the magical musical Santa’s Wish at G Live, Dec 18th-24th. Snowflake the magical elf is in a tricky spot, Santa’s sleigh has crashed and now he is lost. Can Snowflake help Santa and save Christmas? The heart-warming adventure is full of colour and fun and a sprinkling of circus magic. Tickets at Book Santa’s Wish tickets | G Live Guildford

Enjoy a family show fit to burst with festive fun at Farnham Maltings. Diana Hendry and John Lawrence’s joyous tale, Christmas in Exeter Street, is being brought to life in the Maltings’ second annual Christmas show from Dec 13th – 24th. With 37 characters, seven animals, 10 instruments, and an abundance of Christmas magic, Cordelia O’Neill’s new adaptation conjures the beautiful chaos and heart-warming generosity of the festive season.Tickets are available from £10-£22 at Christmas in Exeter Street | Farnham Maltings

WAOS Musical Theatre are staging the moving and powerful Evita at the Rhoda McGaw Theatre, Dec 10th-14th. The story portrays Eva’s rise alongside her husband, President Juan Perón, her advocacy for the poor, and her battle with illness. The musical is renowned for its emotional depth, Latin-infused score, and the iconic ballad Don’t Cry for Me Argentina. Book tickets at WAOS Musical Theatre presents Evita Tickets | Rhoda McGaw Theatre, Woking in Woking | ATG Tickets

Enjoy these traditional treats & more, KN 


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Liz Nicholls

Pantos

Here’s our choice of family-friendly pantomimes, shows & great days out for Bucks readers 

Locals don’t get more vocal than La Voix. So it’s cheering to know that the red-headed Bucks beauty, who first found fame on Britain’s Got Talent, is back to star in the Wycombe Swan pantomime.  

“Darlings… Brace yourselves!” says La Voix, who will dazzle alongside Vernon Kay (see our Q&A) in Aladdin, 13th December to 5th January. “I can’t wait to get back on that stage, with stunning costumes, side-splitting comedy, powerhouse vocals… and I’m sure the other cast members will add something to the show too.” Book your tickets at wycombeswan.co.uk 

Volunteers have worked hard to craft beautiful scenery, costumes, and props for The Storyteller at Aylesbury’s Queens Park Arts Centre, 13th to 29th December. Expect a mixture of sing-along songs, riotous slapstick & dazzling dances, with affordable tickets and relaxed & BSL shows. queensparkarts.com 

Meanwhile, the wonderful Berko Panto will grant your Christmas wishes, with Cinderella 19th to 31st December. Join Cinders in this rags to riches tale of bravery, courage and determination, starring RuPaul’s Drag Race star Veronica Green as The Wicked Baroness and ventriloquist Chris “Krisgar” Garside as Buttons. Berkhamsted’s first ever professional pantomime at the Centenary Theatre will be a real cracker! Please visit berkopanto.co.uk 

There’s nothing as heart-warming as seeing excited little faces all lit up. And The Realms of Mystica lantern festival walk at the Dinosaur & Farm Park in Milton Keynes, MK15 0DT, has been earning glowing reviews! There are magical photo points across the trail and dog-friendly nights; visit miltonkeynes.landoflights.co.uk. You can also enjoy a festive family adventure with rides, a Santa’s grotto & gifts up to 23rd December at Gulliver’s Land, MK15 0DT. Visit gulliverslandresort.co.uk 

Don coats or brollies for The Further Adventures of Peter Pan: The Return of Captain Hook at Aylesbury Waterside Theatre, 6th December to 5th January. This family favourite will have you hooked, thanks to an epic water fight and stars Bradley Riches, Andy Collins & Mark Moraghan. aylesburywatersidetheatre.co.uk 

The Elgiva Theatre in Chesham is always a treasurebox of family fun. You’d better be quick to book tickets for Aladdin 7th to 13th December. Visit elgiva.com for more goodies. 

Henley’s Kenton Theatre will welcome you for Snow White 14th to 30th December with dazzling costumes, spectacular dance routines, a hilarious script & more; thekenton.org.uk  

And Father Christmas will star at the Jack & The Beanstalk Panto Express at Bucks Railway Museum in Quainton; bucksrailcentre.org 


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