Pantomime japes, jeers & jokes

Karen Neville

Pantomimes

Love them or loathe them, pantomimes are most people’s first introduction to the theatre, the tales of good triumphing over evil are as old as time but that doesn’t stop their enduring allure. So book your tickets and take your seat…

Boo, hiss or sealed with a kiss, if it’s December then it must be panto month so start practising your jeering and cheering and tuck into those sweets as you enjoy the classic rags to riches tale of Cinderella at Hexagon Reading, Dec 7th-Jan 5th. Starring CBeebies favourite (and Reading stalwart) Justin Fletcher as Buttons, expect tons of slapstick, audience interaction and sing-along musical numbers. Get your tickets and your glad rags on and don’t be late for the ball! Tickets at Cinderella Christmas Panto | What’s On Reading

Boom Boom! Join Britain’s favourite fox Basil Brush at Theatre Royal Windsor where you can look forward to traditional panto capers, dazzling dancers, colourful costumes and a sprinkling of magic as you join Dick Whittington to see if the streets of London really are paved with gold. Join Dick on his journey until January 12th. Book at Dick Whittington 2024 – Theatre Royal Windsor

Are you ready for a legendary adventure? Then look no further than South Hill Park’s popular pantomime, Robin Hood and the Magic Arrow. Join Robin Hood and his Merry Crew as they attempt to save the people of Bracknellingham from the wicked Sheriff’s sky-high taxes. Whether you’re a seasoned panto-goer or a newcomer to the festive fun, South Hill Park’s panto is sure to hit the target this Christmas. It’s Robin Hood like you’ve never seen before until Jan 5th. Visit Robin Hood & The Magic Arrow – South Hill Park Arts Centre for tickets. 

Mirror, mirror on the wall, which is the fairest panto of them all? It’s Snow White at the Kenton Theatre from Dec 14th-30th. This fun-filled festive extravaganza is bursting at the seams with all the ingredients audiences have come to expect from a much-loved pantomime: dazzling costumes, spectacular dance routines, a hilarious script, bags of audience interaction, and maybe even the odd water gun or two! Book at Snow White – Kenton Theatre

Take your seat for the seasonal The Snow Queen at Reading Rep until Dec 31st. Kai and Gerda are living happily in Odense, Denmark in Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale but in snowy wastelands, the Snow Queen awaits. When Kai disappears, Gerda sets out into the icy landscape to find her friend on an adventure where she comes face to face with her greatest fears. Book tickets at The Snow Queen – Reading Rep Theatre

When Buttons has a bad dream one night, he doesn’t begin to imagine that this could mark the start of the end! With Pantoland crumbling into a downward spiral of never-ending baddy badness, will the goodies be able to save the day? Bursting with well-known characters borrowed from all your favourite pantomimes, a delightful medley of music to entertain all ages, comedy capers, creepy caves, a big red button, thigh slaps galore and of course the odd custard pie or two, Buttons’ Dream is a real pantomime for our time with something for everyone. Join Twyford Drama on Jan 17th-19th for the world premiere of a magical new tale written and directed by Twyford Drama’s very own Panto Princess Emma Cianchi. Call the box office on 0118 328 2825 or visit Twyford Drama event tickets from TicketSource.

Try those glass slippers on in the company of Cinderella, Buttons, Prince Charming and the Fairy Godmother, not forgetting the ugly sisters in the much-loved panto favourite Cinderella. The magical, musical and hilarious tale for the whole family is brought to you by Wokingham Pantomime Group, a group of local residents who come together to bring panto to you. Book your tickets for The Whitty Theatre, Luckley House School on Dec 29th and 30th at Wokingham Pantomime event tickets from TicketSource.

Could you fall in love with a Beast? That’s what Beauty must do in the Riverside Players production of Beauty and the Beast at the Memorial Hall, Old Windsor, Dec 6th-8th & 12th-14th. This traditional version of the show (not the Disney musical version) will entertain young and old. Call the box office on 07803 705437 or visit Riverside Players to book tickets. 

Christmas isn’t just for pantos and over at The Mill at Sonning you can enjoy the classic White Christmas. Irving Berlin‘s much-loved Broadway musical is based on the beloved film. This heartwarming show, follows two World War II veterans as they team up with a sister act to save a local inn and discover the true meaning of Christmas. Filled with so many memorable songs including Blue Skies; Sisters; How Deep is The Ocean – and of course White Christmas. Immerse yourself in White Christmas until Jan 25th. Book at Mill at Sonning

Pantos aren’t just for Christmas with Shinfield Players inviting you to Sleeping Beauty from Jan 17th-26th at Shinfield Players Theatre RG2 9DF. Will Rose find her true love and be awoken from her slumbers in this traditional family version of the tale. Book tickets at Sleeping Beauty at Shinfield Players Theatre event tickets from TicketSource

Boo, hiss or sealed with a kiss, if it’s December then it must be panto month so start practising your jeering and cheering and tuck into those sweets as you enjoy the tale of 
Dick and his trusty cat on their quest for fame and fortune from Newburyshire to London. It soon becomes clear that perhaps everything is not as it seems. There’s festive fun for the whole family in this panto packed with magic and chart topping songs. Follow Dick Whittington on his adventures until Jan 5th. Call the box office on 01635 522733 or book via Dick Whittington Pantomime 2024 | Corn Exchange Newbury

This Christmas, the most famous puppet the world has ever known is coming to the Watermill Theatre in this brand-new musical adaptation of Pinocchio. Pinocchio’s parents dream of a bright future for their wooden son, he, however, dreams of adventure and sets off on a path of fun and freedom ready to discover the world. Along the way, Pinocchio is confronted with big decisions and a menagerie of colourful characters, leading to calamitous consequences as he starts a fire, turns into a donkey, and even ends up inside a whale! With courage, heart, and a sprinkling of magic, Pinocchio celebrates what it means to grow up; the mistakes we make, the lessons we learn and the power of unconditional love. Join the mischievous puppet until Jan 5th. Tickets from Pinocchio by Pinocchio

Pantos aren’t just for Christmas with Kennet Amateur Theatrical Society bringing Robinson Crusoe to the stage, Feb 20th-22nd at Kennet School, Thatcham. Long John Silver and his fearsome pirate crew are hunting for their lost treasure but to find it they’ll first need to recover their missing treasure map! But those dastardly sea-dogs didn’t count on Jim Hawkins and his mum getting to the map first! With the help of the cake loving Squire Trelawney and his adventurous daughter Jenny, Jim and his mum are heading off across the sea to find their fortune on a ship crewed by what looks suspiciously like Pirates and the ladies of the Smuggler’s Cove Women’s Institute! Who will get to the treasure first? How many cakes can the Squire eat? How did the Women’s Institute get involved? The answers to all this & more will be revealed! Book your tickets at CURRENT PRODUCTION | KATS Website


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